Meet Sam. Sam is going to be on Big Brother this evening. Lucky him eh?

He is 21, from Kent and thought it would be a good idea to tell everyone that his occupation is a “graffiti artist”. Course you are mate.

The idea that it is now considered a viable career option troubles me…and by the looks of things I think what he actually meant to say was “Artfag”.

If I’m wrong and he’s a badman who is out smashing yards on the regular I’d love to hear about it…as would the BTP I’m sure.

As seen on uncouth youth